Laneya "L.A.W." Wiles | The Entertainer

“Straight Hookin’” @ Ooba Lounge Celebrating Women’s History FREE Tonight.

Laneya Wiles — Tue, 26 Mar 2013 18:26:32 +0000

I will be at the Ooba Lounge with my comedic music video “Straight Hookin’”
Celebrating Women’s History Month @
617 Grand street
Brooklyn(Williamsburg), NY 11211

There will be film, comedy, poetry, and music!

COME JOIN ME!

Transportation; L train to Lorimer st or Graham Ave G train to Metropolitan AveDoors will open at 630pm.
This is a Free Event, no need for an rsvp just your presence and business cards. Invite as many people as you like.

THIS JUST IN: Beyonce’s “Life Is But A Dream 2″ COMING OUT NEXT YEAR!

Laneya Wiles — Tue, 26 Feb 2013 22:09:23 +0000

“Life Is But A Dream 2″ (parody)

“Straight Hookin’” Made it Into Katra Film Series – 2013 Official Launch! Join Us!

Laneya Wiles — Fri, 25 Jan 2013 16:52:32 +0000

Tomorrow, Saturday 26th at 7:30pm come and join me at Katra to watch short films and music videos (including mine) while meeting filmmakers, enjoying great drink specials and FREE FOOD! (Who doesn’t love free food?!)

Here are the deets:

217 Bowery St. btw. Rivington & Prince St.
New York, NY 10002
2 for 1 drinks
Free Food buffet
$12 general admission (advanced online tickets sales): http://katrafilmseries.eventbrite.com/
$15 at the door

Here’s the facebook event page: https://www.facebook.com/events/519422221424957/

Hosting Reel

Laneya Wiles — Fri, 14 Dec 2012 22:11:07 +0000

I just received my hosting reel thanks to Brad Holbrook! Check it out:

United Music League Contest

Laneya Wiles — Tue, 06 Nov 2012 15:36:32 +0000

Hello beautiful people!

Here’s the deal, I’ve made the top 64 Artist Bracket for the United Music League in the Hip Hop/Rap Music Tournament for my music video “Straight Hookin’”.

I’d love it if you’d show me support by voting as often as possible. You can actually try to compete against others by predicting the Champion. Five winners will receive A TRIP to the LIVE on location Championship Finals. Each winner and two of their friends will get a VIP treatment for the entire weekend.

Doesn’t that sound like a win-win situation? I don’t know about you, but I love win-win situations!

Thank you and I’d DEFINITELY appreciate and would remember your support!

http://www.unitedmusicleague.com/bracket/gmgz-vs-law

Much love!

Laneya

TOO MUCH MAKEUP (COMING SOON!)

Laneya Wiles — Mon, 24 Sep 2012 04:28:29 +0000

- I have another one coming for y’all! Keep a look out!

Thoughts…

Laneya Wiles — Sun, 09 Sep 2012 05:07:19 +0000

Full body hugs and massages I miss,
Feeling each strand of your hair through my finger tips, kissing your lips.
We’re lying down for what seems like forever, the intertwining of our bodies… a favorite thing to remember.
Forget you? I could never…
Why would I? Wouldn’t ever.
In you, I’ve grown an affinity
and It’s easy to explain that…
Cause once you experience the extraordinary, you don’t want to go back.

ILP Video Posting of “Straight Hookin’”

Laneya Wiles — Wed, 22 Aug 2012 03:16:41 +0000

Apparently, ”Straight Hookin‘” is on ILPVideo.com (#ILovePwnage) – a rival site to WorldStarHipHop.com with 26,138 views and counting!

Again, I appreciate the continued support and keep sharing my people!

Straight Hookin’ on ILPVideo.com

For better viewing quality/pleasure, you can check out the video below:

Reactions to “Straight Hookin’”

Laneya Wiles — Wed, 08 Aug 2012 01:12:45 +0000

Lesson of the day?: Don’t be slow! Lost the chance to show you all a good review from Comic Eliot Chang on “Straight Hookin’” who referred to the video as funny, clever and pointed out his favorite line (“I never get it entangled, I keep my yarn in BALLS!”). No need to fear! Here are a couple of more familiar faces! I THANK EVERYONE FOR THE LOVE and SUPPORT YOU ALL HAVE GIVEN ME! You know who you are! I’ll keep them coming!:

Got a RT from Keegan Key of Comedy Central’s “Key and Peele” (I love that show).

Currently, “Straight Hookin’” has 2,367 views with 97 likes and 2 dislikes. (Not bad!) and it was just placed on FunnyOrDie.com!

I am overwhelmed by all of the great feedback and comments I’ve been receiving. Of course, when it comes to comedy, you can’t make everyone happy because we all have different tastes…but you know what they say – MAJORITY RULES! (thumbs up)

Straight Hookin’ is LIVE NOW!

Laneya Wiles — Fri, 03 Aug 2012 01:10:25 +0000

Straight Hookin’ by Laneya “L.A.W.” Wiles
Creative Contributor: Puneet “DJ Pün” Prasad
Written by: Laneya “L.A.W.” Wiles
Music Produced by: The Advakitz

Camera: C. Fig…Can You Figure?, Sali Von Awesome, WyleD,
Assistant Camera: Puneet Prasad

My Main “Hookettes”: Giselle Castro, Megan Lanzarone, Shanice Nealy
My Studio Crew: Darnell “Fetti” Thompson, Jeremy Persaud (@TheRealPersaud), Ericane Persaud, Shanice Nealy

Director/Editor: Laneya Wiles

Special Thanks: God, my Mother and Father, Reginald Evans, my grandmother (Iris Wiles) and tjw1963 on YouTube for teaching me how to crochet, the whole cast and crew of “Straight Hookin’”, Anton Economos, NYPD, and the hospitable ladies of La Casita Yarn Shop Cafe in Cobble Hill (Brooklyn) – For delicious empanadas, sangria, good yarn, classes, and more…check this place out!!!

Disclaimer: No animals were harmed during the making of this video, only Giselle who was stabbed by yours truly with a mean crochet hook!