So, we get a knock on the door from UPS. Who is it for? I wasn’t expecting a package…neither was my mom or dad. We revealed that the package says my father’s name on it.
He opened the package to discover two money orders in his name by “Overstock” for $890 each. Did we just win a contest? Why would all of this money be sent to us? Obviously there’s a catch… but, what?
Dad remembers he registered to become a Mystery Shopper…it’s official, they sent REAL money orders and there was NO denying it.
He remembered that he received an email by Harrison Weasel. He said, “I didn’t open the email since the name sounded phony. They sent a real check, guess I was wrong!”
Being that I love to investigate I went to look up this “Harrison Weasel” and found a cat by the name “Harrison Weasel Cow” in a Flickr album. Boy, someone taught that cat some skills! If I could only teach Phantom how to send me money! Then, I looked up the different Mystery Shopper Scams and of course…if he went to the bank or a store, my dad would have been instantly arrested because it’s MONEY LAUNDERING!
You’re damn right we’re about to report this to the USPS…I hope they catch whoever did this. “I hope they burn in HELL!” Hahaha! Jokes on them!
This is the start of a wonderfully entertaining day! Nice!
‘Til Then!
-L.A.W.
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lol that happened to me before…involving a photoshoot, a ford dealership in texas, and about $1500.
Hahahahhaaa! I've been offered the same amount for a "photoshoot at a studio near my place of residence". Ha! Yeah, right…